The Second Battle of Hoth
The Empire Strikes Back.. Despite an attempted coup against Emperor Klinsi, his newly appointed field general Deuce Vader leads the Empire to a hard-earned victory over the Costa Rican militia in the Second Battle of Hoth. Costa Rica is considering filing a formal protest with the Intergalactic Council. I can’t say that I blame them- they were ambushed without provocation while looking for a soccer game. Whatever that was last night, it sure as hell wasn’t soccer.
Edited to add: The Empire is believed to have had the assistance of a wampa.