A Republican Conspiracy
A disproportionate number of baby clothes designs and even toys contain elephants. None contain donkeys. I feel like my baby is being groomed to be a Republican. I kid, the likelihood that she will end up a Republican is considerably less than average. But it’s kind of odd. Elephants, monkeys, and giraffes. The baby-stuff triumvirate. I guess they can’t put cats and dogs because dog people and cat people would object. But monkeys are safe. And, partisanship aside, elephants.