More Salt for Mark Thompson’s Wounds
Hey, remember how CPAC snubbed Chris Christie, based on the logic that having someone who had asked for disaster relief might send a message that post-election movement conservatism was a joke?
What a relief it is to see that they still managed to find a way to schedule both Donald Trump and the dead ferret he staples to his head. Better still was Trump’s amazingly awesome solution to the GOP’s Latino problem: letting in a disproportionate number of white immigrants to get the country back on a pigment-ly homogenous track again. No, really. (Have conservatives already forgotten that anything remotely European is inherently liberal and what’s wrong with America?)
Oh, and they also asked Dick Morris to speak.