FYIGAQ, Better Of Ted edition
Imagine you are magically transported back to April 21st, 1889. You find yourself in the town of Braunau am Inn in Austria-Hungary. Before you lies the one-day old Adolph Hitler, unattended in his crib. You have but 30 seconds before you and you alone are magically whisked back to present day.
What do you do?
Some key constraints:
1.) The baby is no doubt Adolph Hitler.
2.) Barring intervention of some kind by you, history will precede in exactly the same manner.
3.) Non-fatal injuries may change the course of history or may not, depending on the type and severity.