Daily Archive: September 3, 2012

An Open Letter To John Cole And Open Thread

So I got Roethlisberger as my quarterback. This season, we can be Steelers fans together. I’ve been working on the chant: “I’m thinking that Pittsburgh’s goin’ to the Super Bowl!” (My heart will still...

Mr. Pistorius, I have Mrs. Ms.* Morissette on the phone…

Not long ago, we discussed Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee who used prosthetics to complete at this summer’s Olympic Games.  That conversation coupled with this latest development makes me want to start singing Mrs. Ms. Morissette’s very ironically...

Contra Recklessness: The Black Box Theory of (Everything)

Having previously asserted that Bill Clinton lost the election for Al Gore, and that much misery throughout the world might have been avoided if Slick Willie had refrained from slicking his willy, I would...