Sucky Thought of the Day
At age 27, Michael Phelps is an old man.
by Tom Van Dyke · August 5, 2012
At age 27, Michael Phelps is an old man.
Tom Van Dyke
Tom Van Dyke, businessman, musician, bon vivant and game-show champ (The Joker's Wild, and Win Ben Stein's Money), knows lots of stuff, although not quite everything yet. A past inactive to The American Spectator Online, the late great Reform Club blog, and currently on religion and the American Founding at American Creation, TVD continues to write on matters of both great and small importance from his ranch type style tract house high on a hill above Los Angeles.
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Still a developing story, but what we know so far points to an utterly depraved act of violence at a Buffalo supermarket.
Comment →Ten people were killed and three others suffered non-life-threatening injuries and were transported to local hospitals after a mass shooting at a supermarket on Buffalo’s East Side Saturday afternoon.
The shooter was an 18-year-old white male who was heavily armed with tactical gear and was live-streaming during the mass shooting, officials said. City of Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown said the shooter is not from Buffalo and traveled “hours” from outside the area.
“This was pure evil,” Erie County Sheriff John Garcia said. “A straight-up racially motivated hate crime.”
The shooter was identified in court Saturday evening as Payton S. Gendron of Conklin, New York, about 200 miles southeast of Buffalo.
Gendron was arraigned on one count of first-degree murder without bail.
The 18-year-old will be back in court on Thursday at 9:30 a.m. for a felony hearing.
When Gendron exited his vehicle at the supermarket, authorities said, he shot four people in the parking lot. Three of them died and one is in the hospital. The shooter entered the store and opened fire on customers.
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A retired Buffalo Police officer, Aaron Salter, who was working as a security guard, shot Gendron but he was unharmed because he was wearing armor, Gramaglia said. The retired officer was shot and killed.A law enforcement source told CBS News that the gunman had a racial slur written on his weapon. The attack is being treated as a hate crime.
Erie County District Attorney John Flynn will not confirm the existence of the shooter’s manifesto. He said they believe there was a “racial component” to the attack but won’t say more.
This attack is being investigated by the FBI as a hate crime and as violent extremism.
Police officers could frame people, file bogus charges, conjure evidence out of thin air—and, in most of the U.S., they would still be immune from facing any sort of civil accountability for that malicious prosecution. Until yesterday.
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Yesterday, the highest court in the country struck that requirement down, ruling that Thompson should indeed have a right to sue the officers at the center of his case. "A plaintiff such as Thompson must demonstrate, among other things, that he obtained a favorable termination of the underlying criminal prosecution," wrote Justice Brett Kavanaugh for the U.S. Supreme Court. "We hold that a Fourth Amendment claim…for malicious prosecution does not require the plaintiff to show that the criminal prosecution ended with some affirmative indication of innocence."
From THOMPSON v. CLARK ET AL.:
Held: To demonstrate a favorable termination of a criminal prosecution for purposes of the Fourth Amendment claim under §1983 for malicious prosecution, a plaintiff need not show that the criminal prosecution ended with some affirmative indication of innocence. A plaintiff need only show that his prosecution ended without a conviction.
Thompson has satisfied that requirement here.
Thompson v. Clark was decided 6-3. (Alito wrote the dissent, with Thomas and Gorsuch joining.)
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I’m reminded of an old Simpsons clip, riffing off an even older commercial…
The town of Springfield moves 5 miles down the road to escape the mountain of trash they’ve created. On their way, a piece of litter is thrown out the window, landing at the foot of a Native American. The camera zooms in on his face, where a single tear rolls down his cheek. That leads to this exchange:
Native American-Indian #2: Do yourself a favour. Don’t turn around.
[camera pans across to show the old Spingfield as a huge land of rubbish and waste]
Native American-Indian #1: [off-screen] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Native American-Indian #2: [off-screen] I told you not to turn around.
Why am I reminded of this? Well, Tom is Native American #1, noting the suckiness of Michael Phelps being old at 27. I am Native American #2. The land of rubbish and waste are the female gymnasts, over-the-hill by their late teens.
Don’t turn around, Tom. Don’t. Turn. Around.Report
Whatever, brother. Iron Eyes Cody, the Crying Indian, was a fake, BTW.
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.aspReport
…sigh…
Even when I agree with you, you have to be argumentative about something.
Since you seem to have missed it, my point is that, like the Native American in “The Simpsons”, you are bemoaning one decidedly sucky thing (Phelps being considered “old” at the young age of 27) while, behind you, a far suckier thing (female gymnasts being considered “old” at the even younger age of 20) is happening. It was a joke. About just how sucky it is to know that your best days are behind you at such a young age and that for some it happens even earlier that Phelps, for whom it happened too early.
But, go ahead, call out Iron Eyes. Can’t even let a tangential, passing reference to the “green movement” slide without criticism.Report
OK, bro. Sorry. Clean the slate. I’m tired of this too.Report
All is well.
What point did you think I was making anyway?
If I could have linked to the video, that might have made it clearer. But “The Simpsons” clips are protected pretty vigorously and none were available.Report
No point in a rehash. Instead, howzabout making the NFL at 28?
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-saints-brees-clark-20120805,0,3660857.storyReport
Or the majors at 35!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_MorrisReport
Practice squad duty aside, Kurt Warner was a 28-year-old NFL rookie the year he won the Super Bowl MVP. It had to be real life, because it wasn’t plausible enough for fiction.Report
Meh, he’s an old man only from the perspective of an olympic swimmer. By any more general perspective he’s only just getting into adulthood.Report
Yea, but now that he’s no longer an Olympic swimmer, what is he?
He’s a 27-year-old with (presumably) a college degree and no work experience.Report
He’s a 27 year old with a college degree and a massively famous name plus the prestige and dough that comes from winning a but ton of gold medals. I think he’ll be fine.Report
Oh, fine, no doubt. More than fine. But I do wonder where he goes from here. Endorsements and speaking engagement for the next 40 years? Coaching? Sleeping on a giant pile of money with many beautiful women?
I just think there are a number of paths that aren’t really viable options for him, because A) he doesn’t have the skills or experience, B) his fame and celebrity would make it hard for him to be successful, as least in the short-term (if co-workers customers spend all day asking for autographs and taking pictures with him, it is hard to be effective), or C) he has no interest in them. But, yes, the options that are available to him that aren’t available to most of us are, indeed, quite fine.Report
There is indeed something ironically scary and a little depressing about actually achieving what you set out to and leaving nothing much else of consequence for the next several decades of otherwise good productive years.Report
I was going to quote
Ophelia, she’s ’neath the window
For her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday
She already is an old maid
But, you know, he was really a middle-class Jewish kid named Zimmerman.Report
The Simpsons first full length episode aired when Phelps was 4 years old.
Hell, most athletes are ‘done’ by the time they’re 30. Some don’t adjust, true, but the vast majority do. Speaking good about Fox News for a second, Chris Wallace ran a really good segment with Michelle Kwan just before the Olympics started that talk about exactly this transition. That she had to figure out what to do with the rest of her life after her competitive career was over and how to harness that laser focus that consumed thousands of hours – tens of thousands of hours – previously expended on skating.Report
A good opportunity to be glad that I’m in a career where at 30, I’m still considered young.Report
Fantastic experience of the day. I just watched the live NASA feed of the Curiosity probe landing on Mars. Got see it all the same time NASA did including the first grainy pix. And on my other monitor i had a Google meetup of a bunch of scientists and science writers to talk and explain everything. Amazing. The future is so frickin cool.
Space awesome. Literally.Report
So it worked?!?!?!Report
I felt the same way when I finally gave up Martial Arts at 38 (end of December 2010). A couple years before that, I kinda knew but I wasn’t ready to leave until injuries finally pushed me out.
The whole “What do I do now” question is a hard one to answer.Report
Hey, I’m a 5’8″ white guy with marginal vertical leap who plays goalkeeper in a Saturday Mexican soccer league who thinks each game is a World Cup final. And I’m a golf professional who chases a white ball around a pasture trying to be Tiger Woods every time I tee it up. I suppose Mr. Phelps will find something for which he has a passion, no matter how it might pale in other’s eyes compared to his Olympic achievements.
This all came to me when I was watching those large women lift absurd amounts of weight. I couldn’t fathom what made them want to do that. But the American girl, Missy Robles?, had struggled and struggled to do her clean and jerk, but on her final try, she just whipped that thing right up and over her head, and as she ran off that stage, the smile on her face was the answer to my question.
We all have our windmills, and maybe they only make sense to us, but as long as it makes sense to us, what else should matter?Report
My 14 year old was completely giddy at the idea that a girl six months her senior won a gold and started to try to figure out when a local swimmer who made the top 15 at this years Olympic trials if she missed making the cut again for the next Olympics which would make this swimmer 24 the following Olympics and in my daughter’s eyes, probably be too old. I of course reminded her that Dara Torres just missed her cut at 44 this year. I feel better now.Report