Are People Googling My Moobs?

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Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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  1. Avatar Ethan Gach says:

    Clearly these people are looking for important content that no one else is able to provide them.

    My question: Is someone prepping a post on the topic as we speak? Don’t want to let our audience down. If they come, we must write it.Report

  2. Avatar Miss Mary says:

    You clearly have too much time on your hands, Tod. Go outside!Report

  3. Avatar Kyle Cupp says:

    My favorite searches on Journeys in Alterity this past week:

    “i can’t sympathize with women”
    “homosexuality, morality, ethics, and natural law in women`s sports”
    “bishops agains penicillin”
    “is obama possessed of a devil”Report

  4. Avatar Mike Dwyer says:

    Here’s how it happens: Google looks for all four keywords. They don’t only scan the posts though. They also scan the comments. As long as all four words come up somewhere on the page, it’s a hit. I tried googling ‘Kelly Rich Big Boobs+league of ordinary gentlemen’ and this is the post that got the hit:

    https://ordinary-times.com/blog/2012/05/02/advertising-and-manipulation/

    If you scan the page you will find the following:


    Tod Kelly

    “…after the jocks and the rich men’s sons”

    “…when I see a logo stretched out over some big boobs

    Now why someone would click on the link is weird but people do a lot of random things when web surfing.Report

    • Avatar b-psycho says:

      Were it not specifically a search on this site, my first assumption would’ve been that the person was seeking the pictures and/or video a large-breasted lady named Kelly Rich had made available for viewing pleasure. But that doesn’t make sense in context of the site search.Report

    • Avatar DensityDuck says:

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  5. Well, knowing that your boobs are both big and rich, I know who I’ll be ogling in Vegas soon.Report

  6. Avatar Kazzy says:

    I can’t actually click on ANY of the links since I’m still at work, but it appears that Kelly Rich is the sister of someone named Tessa Rich and apparently they have been showing their big boobs together, presumably in some pornos (many of the hits are coming from porn tube sites).Report

  7. Avatar Jason Kuznicki says:

    We should all just resurrect the use of the term “boob” to denote “a foolish person.” Instant Google win.Report