The Preezy of the United Steezy just sent an al-Qaeder responsible for the murder of 17 of our boys on the USS Cole to Jihad Puppy Heaven.
Fahd al-Quso was hit by a missile as he stepped out of his vehicle, along with another Al Qaeda operative in the southern Shabwa province, Yemeni military officials said.
Al-Quso, 37, was on the FBI’s most wanted list, with a $5 million reward for information leading to his capture.
Actually the cruise missile that martyred his ass cost about a $USmillion, so the net savings to the American taxpayer is actually only $4 mill.
But the benefit to civilization and mankind as a whole? Priceless.
WD, Preezy. U da bomb.
Before.
After. Say hi to bin Laden for us.
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Hollywood missiles make orange burst patterns. Actual missiles make an instantaneous white flash and a big ol’ dust cloud, as artillery has been doing since WW1.
Gosh. All these folks getting so excited about some terrorist getting the Big Kaboom. Rah-friggin’-rah.
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Phosphorus?
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Hollywood war porn never gets this right. The flash from a modern explosive projectile doesn’t last more than a few hundredths of a second, modern meaning any munition manufactured since the invention of high explosive. What you’ll actually see is a huge cloud of dust and a shower of rubble. That’s mostly why soldiers wear helmets: the modern helmet evolved during WW1 to keep falling rocks and shrapnel from conking troops in the head.
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It wouldnt’ be fun to not shwo the explosion. and hollywood is all about the fun.
Hope you’re enjoying Game of Thrones — it’s giving a far grimmer take on war than most hollywood crap. Then again, what else did you expect from a journalist?
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Or is this just another instance of Cleek’s Law: that conservatives oppose whatever liberals support, updated daily?
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Apologies.
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Why is TVD at fault for playing on the riff that Fallon and Barry started. It was cool for them but racist for TVD?
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It is still a bit troubling, given that Tom is largely critical of the President, generally does NOT refer to him with either his full name or the appropriate honorific, included other slang not included in the skit (at least not in the edited version in the link he ultimately offered), and otherwise can’t even appropriately acknowledge something he did like that the President did without coming off snarky and smarmy.
So, yes, Virginia, sometimes it DOES matter who says it.
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http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/338184/20120507/saturday-night-live-president-obama-killing-osama.htm
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And if you’re not up on current events, that’s not my fault. It’s bad enough Jon Stewart gets a different standard [zero, it seems] from your club, but I don’t have to play by your rules. BHO had this coming, and in the next 6 months, there’s a lot more he’s going to be answering for.
BTW, the OP was in sincere praise of the commander-in-chief nailing that murderer of our boys on the USS Cole. I am on the fence about “Preezy of the United Steezy.” Ronald Reagan, who never even took his jacket off in the Oval Office, would never have stood for such a belittiling or respect for the presidential office, and neither would anyone have had the presumptuousness to try. On the other hand, it’s the 21st century and I don’t want to be a stick in the mud.
I also thought the Fallon skit was pretty funny.
So there you have it. And I’m not going to put up with your namecalling again, BSK. You’re way out of line and you know it. Sir.
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TVD, at worst, I’m wrong. At best, you’re a clown. Sir me all you want. You’re still an assclown who degrades these pages.
Fallon and President Obama (he IS the President, remember… Why do you insist on BHO when he doesn’t ever use his middle initial, not even in his signature? Have to make sure everyone knows he really is a secret Mooslum) clearly have enough of a relationship amd understanding of ne another that such terminology was acceptable. They are the “in group”. You, someone who makes every effort to belittle the President, are not. Going further, Fallon has an intimate knowledge of black American culture, much more than your average white guy, and is generally afforded certain privileges within that community that most whites (like yourself) aren’t. As such, your use of the terms is offensive. Given that you yourself acknowledged your own misgivings, your use is even more questionable. Throw “u da bomb” or whatever other crap you finished with and the point is clear: you failed. Even in the title, you refer to him as “Pres”… Just can’t bring yourself to show the man (you do acknowledge him as a man, at least, right?) an ounce of respect. Who does he think he is… Being President AND not kowtowing to the likes of you.
Take off the clown suit whenever you are ready to be taken seriously, Tommyboy. Else you’ll find yourself chased out of here like a certain other blog you used to right for.
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I know some people will point out the tendency to use the younger President Bush’s middle name/initial, but that comparison doesn’t really work. Bush routinely used his middle name/initial to differentiate himself from his father and “Dubya” was a well-accepted nickname.
A basic form of respect is to address people in the manner which they prefer. For someone supposedly so dedicated to a “gentlemanly” code, he really struggles to show even a base level of respect for the man elected to the highest position in the land.
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As for the one blog I was hustled out of, Southern Appeal, it was for calling for the end of flying the Confederate battle flag, because to black Americans, it doesn’t signify pride in the “Southern way of life,” it signifies slavery and Jim Crow repression, and is hurtful.
Whether Kazzy [formerly BSK] knows that or just conveniently left it out because it puts a thumb in the eye of his personal attacks on me, I dunno.
Don’t care. Damn right I’m the contrarian and damn right I’ll speak as who I am, not a phony TV hipster—as though that gives them a pass to say things normal people shouldn’t.
Preezy my ass.
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False accusation, failed appeal to “unwritten code of gentlemanlyness”, personal attack, subject changing (with a dash of “my best friend is black” thrown in), strawman, dodge, logical fallacy.
NICELY DONE!
By the way, I’m curious what the authorship policy says about violating the confidentiality of commenters here… connecting different handles I’ve used via the private email addresses associated with them them… hmmm…
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[ten points if you get the reference]
[twenty points if you know who it’s making fun of]
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I let you continue to embarrass yourself because it gives me the opportunity to explain just how wrong and indecent your attacks are about me.
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And I love how your attempts at pointing out how wrong I am never actually engage the substance of my comment.
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Now can you stoop any lower in your attacks on me or have you run out of shamelessness? So far you’ve called me names, misrepresented my departure from Southern Appeal [of which I’m quite proud] and are now making unfounded intimations about ethics.
You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
And I hope you recognize the quote, because that’s the gutter you’ve stooped to.
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Question me all you want… the truly sad thing is that, despite your status here as an author and a front pager, I’m confident a polling of the folks here would find me held in higher regard than you. Of course, you’d blame that on some sort of left wing media conspiracy or whatever, adding further fuel to your self-victimization.
And to think, this all started because I asked why it was so hard for you to call the President by his rightful name or title?
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you only wish your faction came up with this diplomatic communique:
“Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball”
Bets on which country’s translators get to translate that one?
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Actually, SNL did a pretty funny one a year ago tweaking a self-satisfied Preezy on getting bin Laden. It’s not as if they don’t try. But I wonder if they’re going to park their funny bones at the door now that they have the serious business of re-electing Obama.
Even the Toy Dept. gets serious when it counts.
http://eddriscoll.com/archives/010139.php
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(the correct answer is China. Apparently when what America has to say is so obvious, it’s fun to tweak the translator’s tails).
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Seriously, and I say this with all the disrespect that Glenn’s bit deserves, who the fish looks at that period of history and deduces it’s the liberal media conspiracy via a late night sketch show and not the disgraced resigned President and Watergate fallout that led to the GOP losing the White House?
I mean holy fish.
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No.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Fun_Ball
Mercy.
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To then say McCain lost to Obama because the fix was in at Balloon Juice is idiotic and if you have a seat at theTable and put forth that argument you need to be slapped around.
Same dif’.
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oh, nevermind. You’re missing the entire humor, my entire point, and a good deal of everyone else’s.
“Planet earth is blue, and there’s nothing I can do…”
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http://pjmedia.com//instapundit-archive/archives2/2006/12/post_1280.php
I expect this stuff from some quarters, but not yours.
As for SNL, we’ll see how they behave. Their record has been good over the years
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2011/04/todd-purdum-saturday-night-live-201104
as an equal-opportunity offender, and I’m willing to entertain the possibility that Jim Downey’s skit was cut because it wasn’t funny enough.
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It is what it is.
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Call me a cynic, but I’d bet my next year’s earnings that if Chase was quoted tomorrow that Romney would be he worst Preezy ever Glenn would not write a column sayimg it was proof we should vote for Obama, and would instead research to whatever degree necessary to show Chase was an actor that didn’t know what the fish he was talking about.
That is pretty much the definition of “hack.”
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The cut skit is here, BTW:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/92595122/Obama-Address-Cold-Open-May-6-2012
It’s funny, and it scores. Happy bin Laden Day!
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I’m not saying I necessarily believe that either, since if he’d said anything else he would have remained irrelevant and not gotten to spend time with that amazingly pretty interviewer. (And yes, Chevy, they’re doing the Palin sketches because Tina Fey’s Plain is hilarious.) But it’s not unseasonable to take Chase at his word.
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Is hip-hop jive inappropriate in general, or just under this President?
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This comment is as fine a summation of the career of Erich Von Daniken as I have ever seen.
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I will join in and say “well done.” I’m always glad to see us kill terrorists. I can only hope he suffered. The new underwear bomb plot underscores the need to keep killing these folks.
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The whole hoary glory story here.
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Sure when they stop trying to blow up aircraft with underwear bombs, like the new plot just foiled. So much for the religion of peace. Until then they can hate us just as long as they fear us more.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-07/underwear-bomb-plot/54819030/1?csp=34news
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Interesting stuff—bin Laden’s papers.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/03/al-quaida-cunning-methods-us-news
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With all these foiled plots over the last 3 to 4 years, we either have intelligence that sees and hears everything or the terrorists are so stupid and incompetent they aren’t much of as threat, more like Stooges with firecrackers in their undies.
The reality is that our response to 9/11 was much more damaging than these idiots suspected, and now the leaders of mideast countries have told the Terrorists to be an irritant but not to actually terrorize us. I’ve said from the beginning that terrorism is self-defeating against America because if it succeeds it fails. If we are truly, existentially terrorized, from Generals to soccer moms, we’ll destroy the entire mideast, and they know it. The only Americans dying are the ones our government is sending to a hostile region and making sitting ducks out of.
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Our response to 9/11 began well enough. We went to the Russians, got some pointers on how to fight in Afghanistan. The Russians wished us well (for they have no love for their Islamic terrorists down Chechnya and Abhkhazia way ) and told us we were going to put our feet in the bear trap, for they had been there for years. The lasting damage done to a handful of Al Qaeda fighters isn’t going to win this war.
This sort of terrorist maniac has been seen before in history, always associated with a reaction to despotic regimes. They move off to some anarchic part of the world, raise up a few companies of fighters and proceed to raise Cain where they can. If they “terrorize” us, we’ve been conniving with those despots for generations. Truth is, we are valid targets for their bombs. Which isn’t to say we shouldn’t strike back, just observing they wouldn’t be attacking us if we hadn’t been on the side of the despots. Wonder why almost all those 9/11 hijackers were Saudi? That’s why. KSA is a despotic regime and when they whistle, we come running like so many dogs to do their bidding. It’s bullshit, everyone knows it’s bullshit, but as long as we’ve got this Oil Addiction, we’re going to continue grovelling to these dictator types and continue to send them people to torture.
Existentially, the lasting results of 9/11 are these: America has overcome its reticence about torture. Our Fourth Amendment rights are gone. We have sided with the dictators, yet again, and we will continue to be attacked because we do so. We have sunk to the level of our enemies. And like our enemies, certain sick persons, yes, even around here, rejoice when the bombs fall. I find it all quite revolting. This isn’t the country I fought for any more.
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Sounds like a national security problem writ large, keeping this whole wretched state of affairs from falling into the fire. Hillary Clinton goes to India and talks tough about sanctions on Iran: who does she want the Indians to purchase oil from — the Saudis? Embargoes worked out sooo well with Iraq, yep yep.
I’m watching Egypt and Libya go from bad to worse: over 100,000 Tuaregs have now moved south through the desert from Libya into Niger Republic, a new refugee crisis. Syria is engaged in a civil war for all practical purposes and Turkey is poised to intervene in a big way, that’s my guess. We’ve absolutely failed to practise what we preach when it comes to democracy and the rights of man.
Maybe you’re right. Maybe we should just quit caring about these places. Maybe we should just let China move into Africa and Iraq in a big way, there’s little we can do to stop them anyway. The Chinese don’t care how bad these governments are: the worse they are the more efficient the bribing can become.
It might be fair to say these countries of the Middle East are not poor victims but the people who are obliged to live in them are. The modern world has passed them by. There are no opportunities for those young people and we cannot provide them.
Africa and the Middle East, Afghanistan too, are like the Planck Body, absorbing every watt of goodwill radiated in their direction and emitting nothing but the infrared of bribes to banks in Switzerland and the Caymans. Afghan government officials fly out with suitcases full of American currency. Tons of opium paste finds its way through the mountains to refineries in Pakistan.
We have become a King Midas in reverse: everything we touch turns to shit.
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As for America herself, I quite agree energy independence is a matter of both physical and spiritual national necessity. We must indeed drill, baby, drill, if only to save our soul, and then leave the Euroweinies and the Salafists to sort each other out. Nothing good comes from our being in bed with either of them.
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It’s people like Tom Van Dyke who make me ashamed to be an American. I remain proud enough of this country and its many virtues. If those virtues grow fewer and we grow more callous to the suffering of others, you and those like you represent its fall from grace.
Would that I could slap a helmet on all your heads and rifles into your hands and kick your decidedly un-military asses a few times and push you out the gates through which I travelled to fight this nation’s enemies as I fought them. You might think differently of shooting people thereafter. You would have more reverence for death, in any case. But if you didn’t develop that reverence, you would get shot and the country would be better off without you all.
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This is not the case with blowing up jihadists, though. That is necessary. My particular favorite is when they’re making a bomb and blow their own asses up. I do not apologize in the least for laughing. You want to high-horse your moral sterility about blowing up jihadists, take it up on President Obama himself. That would be far more interesting and relevant.
As for the rest of the coherence of your wordview, you’ll have to let it sit still longer than a self-actualizing driveby.
Was Khomeini better than the Shah? Is the mullah regime today better than his, which hangs homosexuals and stones adulteresses better? That is on the brink of nuclear weaponry with a hard-on for the Jews?
And what of the future Egypt and Libya? Are you so sure that their tyrants weren’t better? You can’t be.
As for the Europeans, you can have them. I think we Americans are far too sentimental about them, and I have little good to say about them except they produced America’s ancestors. We have paid them back thrice, saving them from the Kaiser, the Fuehrer and the Commies, and our debt is more than paid.
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And as for you, me brother, I enjoy you because your ideas are your own. The cantankerousness I endure just to hear somebody say something original. [My agreement is as always optional and indeed irrelevant. Original is good, best. There is often more truth in a flawed argument than an unimaginative one. Rock on.]
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So killing other people is wrong, unless it’s ‘necessary’, and if they do it on their own their deaths are worth laughing about.
Nice Tom. I’m not sure anything you said could have confirmed BP’s opinion of you as well as that statement. I mean, you ought to re-read it. Objectively. See if you can’t find anything grotesque being expressed there.
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Also, what (if any) English-language sources do you use to get news about the Middle East/Central Asia?
Also, speaking of Emerson, you quoted Self-Reliance the other day, if I remember correctly. Sometimes this blog’s comment section reminds me of the next paragraph in that essay (after your “hobgoblin” quote):
I suppose no man can violate his nature. All the sallies of his will are rounded in by the law of his being, as the inequalities of Andes and Himmaleh are insignificant in the curve of the sphere. Nor does it matter how you gauge and try him. A character is like an acrostic or Alexandrian stanza; — read it forward, backward, or across, it still spells the same thing. In this pleasing, contrite wood-life which God allows me, let me record day by day my honest thought without prospect or retrospect, and, I cannot doubt, it will be found symmetrical, though I mean it not, and see it not. My book should smell of pines and resound with the hum of insects. The swallow over my window should interweave that thread or straw he carries in his bill into my web also. We pass for what we are. Character teaches above our wills. Men imagine that they communicate their virtue or vice only by overt actions, and do not see that virtue or vice emit a breath every moment.
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Statistics provided by research group Euromonitor International reported a constant increase in the use of alcohol in several countries where the Muslim religion, which prohibits the use of any product capable of affecting behaviour (drugs included), is dominant. Quoting the survey, Le Monde reported that between 2005 and 2010 the average consumption by the French dropped from 104.2 litres of alcohol per year to 96.7, while in the same period in the Middle East and Africa area it increased by 25%, from 11.7 billion litres to 15.2 billion…
In Saudi Arabia and in Iran, where the prohibition is official and severe, people drink alcohol free beer. In Iran figures increased by 40% per year, from 61.9 million litres in 2005 to 338.7 million in 2010. In the kingdom the demand for non alcoholic beer increased from 67.6 to 113.3 million litres per year. it is impossible to assess the consumption of smuggled and illegally imported alcohol. (ANSAmed).
I understand that Malta is popular in Saudi Arabia; they like their n.a. beers sweet… and unfermented. They also really like brewer’s yeast. For health reasons only, of course.
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If so, who is it that approved this post?
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While this post may be a colossal embarrassment to the League, the greater sin is that none of the other top-level authors seem to mind enough to call this out.
May the GRB arrive sooner rather than later…
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What I *do* assume is that all of the top-level authors have tacitly or actively condoned a troll at the top level. I would think that this post and past history would have the League converging on this location from left, right and center.
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