The First of the Law
And the Padraig spoke, and he said unto the people, “For upon these days, men will come to you with fermented grain beverages that will be the color of the grass in the field. Should the color of the beverage be that of the wheat at the time of the harvest, thou shalt imbibe of the beverage with great joy and celebration. However, should the beverage be the color of the grass eaten by the beast of cloven hoof in the time of the spring foal’s birthing, those that bring you the beverage shall be stoned unto death, and shall be accursed unto seven generations.”
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