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Jaybird

Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to AskJaybird-at-gmail.com

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  1. Avatar Patrick Cahalan says:

    So what was the closing line?

    He must have had one more thing to say.Report

    • Avatar Jaybird says:

      They don’t tend to make declarations.

      They just ask questions and are either moved or unmoved by the answers.Report

      • Avatar Murali says:

        So you are catching cats, paying someone else to castrate them, and putting them back in your back yard because you feel affectionate to them?”

        This kind of makes a punchline all by itself. A being which was free and wild and had hope of offspring (and thus a kind of immortality) finds that its freedom is precarious, it has lost the aggressive edge it needed to survive and cannot have children anymore.

        And we did all of this to it because we love it?

        What would we do to something which we hated?

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  2. Avatar Mike says:

    For what it’s worth… yes, you do this because you love the cats. Because if they just kept reproducing ad infinitum, there’s starvation and trouble to be had.Report

  3. Avatar dexter says:

    There wjould also be a lot fewer birds.Report