The Title of This Blog Post Is Only Slightly Inflammatory
This first paragraph sounds reasonable, containing only minor distortions and untruths.
In the second paragraph, the first paragraph will remind me of something some other guy, known for bigger distortions and half-truths said once:
This quotation is deliberately inflammatory, containing many outright falsehoods and prejudices.
Of course, I wouldn’t go nearly as far was what that other guy said. But he makes in interesting point, doesn’t he?
Now, here’s a few more half-truths, distortions, and outright falsehoods about those people. All of my links here will go solely to other people who share my point of view. I’m sure I could go straight to the direct sources to verify that what I say about is true, but that’s so much work. Besides, I’m linking to well-known opinion magazines. I’m sure they fact check, right?
After all, as a comedian once said before his insistence on ranting about his politics drained all humor out of his routine:
This quotation is a “joke” that is only funny if you share the underlying prejudice.
Don’t get me wrong — I love those people and I want them to be happy. One of those people is my friend, although I’m sure he disagrees with me for slandering him, his family, his friends and everything he stands for without bothering to consider his perspective on things.
What I don’t get is–why can’t those people just be more like me? Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we all thought like me?