Seasonal Words of Wisdom
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
— Mark Twain
(Entirely cromulent Christmas present: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Complete & Authoritative, Vol. 1.)
P.S. — I would have posted this as a short note, but that entire column seems to have disappeared, perhaps as part of the Rapture?