There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education. — Will Rogers
Constant Viewer — who, let’s face it, hasn’t been all that constant in his viewing lately — gave up trying to figure out what selection criteria the Criterion Collection uses somewhere around the time it became obvious that every Wes Anderson movie, however overwrought or vapid, would make the cut.
Well, what the hell, it’s their overpriced, pretentious DVD catalog, not his. Still, CV couldn’t help but get more than one chuckle from a wonderful collection of Fake Criterions, such as: