It’s For Your Own Protection


D.A. Ridgely

D.A. Ridgely holds degrees in philosophy and law. (He doesn't really hold them, they just hang there on the wall or peek out as initials after his name. (Actually, that isn't true, either. Those are mere symbols giving evidence of his possession of those degrees. (“Possession,” strictly speaking, being a metaphor of sorts.))) (He is overly fond of parenthetical expressions.)

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5 Responses

  1. Avatar the innominate one says:

    Admittedly, if we don’t allow TSA agents to perform body cavity checks on children, that’s the first place terrorists will start hiding the explosives. Clearly, it’s either this or we ban children from flying altogether. No other options are tenable.Report

  2. Avatar J.L. Wall says:

    The blonde guy on the right has definitely been drinking. Just look at that red glow around his nose, cheeks, and ears. It could be that he’s blushing — except for the goofy not-quite-sober grin on his face.Report

  3. Avatar Mike Schilling says:

    You know that some child will see this, be confused by it, and absolutely refuse to go to the dentist.Report

  4. Avatar Will H. says:

    The puppet-masters have obtained another finger-puppet designee.Report