“Here’s an idea for parents, just say no. You’re the one who controls the meals your child eats, don’t feed them fast food if you don’t think it’s good for them, and don’t give in to every toddler tantrum for Happy Meal toy. Also, stop trying to take the fun out of childhood. That’s what adults do.” ~ Doug Mataconis responding to news that San Francisco’s board of supervisors just voted to ban Happy Meals from the city.
Because Happy Meals truly are the greatest threat to public health since reefer.