“Excuse me, Sir. Would you rather I grope you or just measure the naughty bits?”

The TSA is again stepping up security measures, and promises that no one will sneak a bomb aboard an airplane by pretending to be well-endowed.  Jeffrey Goldberg explains.

And, of course, drops the humor in his last, probably all-too-true paragraph:

The third lesson remains constant: By the time terrorist plotters make it to the airport, it is, generally speaking, too late to stop them. Plots must be broken up long before the plotters reach the target. If they are smart enough to make it to the airport without arrest, it is almost axiomatically true that they will be smart enough to figure out a way to bring weapons aboard a plane.