The Hand (and Naughty Bits) of God
Diego Maradona pledges to run naked through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the World Cup. In related news, I’ve picked Argentina to win the World Cup in The Fourth Branch’s pool (which you can join here, password “fourthbranch”). As such, I pledge to post video of Diego Maradona running naked through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the World Cup. I have few rules in life, but one of them is “Streaking = Always Funny.” When the person doing the streaking is the always-unpredictable Diego Maradona, it is no longer merely funny, but instead automatically worthy of an embed.