Dateline: Vancouver, BC April 20th
I’m starting to think 4/20 is a conspiracy perpetrated by the McDonalds corporation.
I’ve just finished my normal daily routine of cleaning the outside grounds of the downtown church where I work. The haze of BC Bud emanating from across the street at the Art Gallery is so massive I thought for a moment I had been temporarily transported to Iceland or an episode of Lost.
Meanwhile across the street, the Mc-ey D’s is making an absolute killing; the lineup of stoners with the munchies is out the door and down the street. Besides ganja, I smell a corporatist takeover.
All I know is those dirty effin hippies left garbage freakin’ everywhere. I shook my mechanical garbage-picking up claw at those damn kids (and quite literally in one case) yelled at those damn kids to get off the lawn. Where’s Cartman when you need him?
Memo to rather round /super-high slob: just because this church is GLBT friendly does not mean mock dry humping another guy in the backside on the church plaza is legit.