I Need a Good Story
So I had a cut on the side of my nose the other day that has scarred over in a way I didn’t expect, making it look nastier than it really was. I need a good story–readers: how did I get this scar? Though I live in Canada, I’m in Vancouver so a run in with a polar bear will not work. Though people have fought cougars in these parts (the feline ones, not the 45 year old sex crazed ones, although there’s plenty of those around town too).
Update I: Video after jump of Jack in classic form (per the comments)