Best Conspiracy Theory Ever


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  1. Nancy Irving says:

    Baby Jesus was really looking forward to seeing A Charlie Brown Christmas.

    Obama make Baby Jesus cry!Report

  2. Chris Dierkes says:

    Because nobody represents wholesome white maleness better than a dude who never understands that the chic is going to pull the football away at the last second every single time.Report

  3. Kevin Carson says:

    I think Wiseman’s part of the conspiracy: Obama hired him to make those dumbfuck statements like that in order to make the birthers and teabaggers look like a bunch of fucking nutjobs. You know, when they’d come across as geniuses otherwise.Report