Obsidian Wings can haz chill the hell out
I’m sorry, but if I were Lindsay Beyerstein I’d tell the commenters on this thread to get a damn life and lighten the hell up. Seriously. And then I’d post crab pictures for a week out of spite. But I’m a spiteful kinda guy. If our commenteriat if ever gets this deadly serious I’m going to use my superpowers on all y’all. (h/t Scott, in an email)
Speaking of which, anybody thought up some new unorthodox superpowers since last we visited that vital issue?