Breaking News: Arlen Specter Eaten


Mark of New Jersey

Mark is a Founding Editor of The League of Ordinary Gentlemen, the predecessor of Ordinary Times.

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8 Responses

  1. Avatar E.D. Kain says:

    He will not be missed.Report

  2. Avatar greginak says:

    In America, the differnce between satire and truth is about a month.Report

    • Sometimes that is all too true. Still, this isn’t true yet, so it’s still funny now.Report

      • Avatar greginak says:

        NO.NO.NO……………I completely disagree.

        Specter will not make good eating. The chemo he had ruins his taste forever.

        Come on Scott, chime in here. Which congressman would make good eating to a foodie????Report

        • Avatar Jaybird says:

          Not speaking from experience but rumor has it that Larry Craig had it going on in that arena.Report

        • Well, Kucinich is the obvious choice for that, and I assume you can throw Bernie Sanders in as well – organic, grain-fed.

          Although Ted Stevens would be pretty tasty too – lots of fatty pork = bacon = World’s Greatest Food. And it would be American bacon, too, not that crappy tundra bacon from that strange place to the North.Report

  3. Avatar Ken says:

    Every time I eat a senator I’m just hungry again an hour later.Report