Breaking News: Arlen Specter Eaten
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He will not be missed.Report
In America, the differnce between satire and truth is about a month.Report
Sometimes that is all too true. Still, this isn’t true yet, so it’s still funny now.Report
NO.NO.NO……………I completely disagree.
Specter will not make good eating. The chemo he had ruins his taste forever.
Come on Scott, chime in here. Which congressman would make good eating to a foodie????Report
Not speaking from experience but rumor has it that Larry Craig had it going on in that arena.Report
Well, Kucinich is the obvious choice for that, and I assume you can throw Bernie Sanders in as well – organic, grain-fed.
Although Ted Stevens would be pretty tasty too – lots of fatty pork = bacon = World’s Greatest Food. And it would be American bacon, too, not that crappy tundra bacon from that strange place to the North.Report
Every time I eat a senator I’m just hungry again an hour later.Report
Yeah, if you check their nutrition label you’ll see they’re just empty calories.Report