I must say, these “birther” conspiracy-theorists really have put a tether on their imaginations. Why stop at Obama’s birth, for instance? I personally not only believe that Obama was born in Kenya, I believe he’s still there. Yep. You heard that right. Indeed, it is my firm belief that Barack Hussein Obama has never once stepped foot in this country. The election was a fraud.
I’m sure a number of questions leap to mind at this point. Let me assuage your doubt with one word: Holograms.
That is the answer to any question you might have along the lines of “Well then how did he do all those speeches during the campaign?” or “How does he run business at the White House?” We have the technology. And the government, well they always have even better, cooler technology. So imagine if CNN can do holograms what the feds can do….
(I know, I know. It’s blowing your mind. Mine too.)
So you know what? Until someone can give me definitive proof that Obama is not just a holographic image being beamed here from Kenya, well, I’m going to just keep yammering on and on and on about it since I really have nothing better to do with my time. I just want the truth, damnit, and for the truth to be set free, I need the proof. (Truth-proof! If it rhymes it has to be for real….)
What is definitive (truth)proof, you ask? Well, the man himself. To hell with the birth certificate (even if he was born in Hawaii, that doesn’t mean he’s here now.) I want Obama to come to my house and prove that he’s not a hologram.
All this “birther” nonsense is just a story conjured up by the mainstream liberal media to take us off the scent. We need to get back to basics and uncover the real story. Holograms, man. Holograms.