Alex Knapp has the definitive take on whether Jesus would have waterboarded, as some have claimed. It’s definitive because Alex went through the trouble of interviewing the Man Himself. A little snippet:
So let’s just ask the question right off the bat: should Americans use torture–sorry, enhanced interrogation techniques?
Jesus Christ: Put your sword back in its place, for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.
As they say, read the whole thing (it’s not long).